Critical Thoughts Retro

Dear Sharina The Murtadd, thank you for extending your very “public apology”. By this apology, you have confirmed that you are certainly much more worse than a bitch (a female dog). In fact I apologise to all Female Dogs of the World for ever referring to Sharina The Murtadd as a “bitch”. In fact the right term that I should refer to her is sharmoota, of the worst kind I believe. In fact, if the half-naked man swinging from a cross is able to grant my prayers, perhaps he would be so kind as to inflict The Murtadd with herpes. I am sure that will be an enlightening experience for her in order to compose more moving “apologies” in the future.

As usual, the very public “apology” made a mistake by assuming that I am a spammer who pings PPS. As one of the oldest members of PPS, I cannot help it if my WordPress engine does a triple ping on me to hammer the point home that I am not a homosexual. Of course, being a Murtadd with the lowest level of an infantile brain would, I assume, made it impossible to comprehend the inner-workings and sophistication of such an elegant blog engine software as WordPress obviously is. So of course, I accept the very public “apology” with a hint of salt knowing that the poor girl who composed the “apology” and directed it at myself and my significant other obviously cannot understand the semantics of the word.

I pity the financial instruments that had to bear with the existence of Sharina The Murtadd. Someone with her level of intelligence surely could not cope with the derivatives, numbers, calculations and decimals that come with the lessons. After all, if one is unable to compose a sincere “apology”, what then, can one derive from the lessons? So of course, yours truly (and also speaking on behalf of the significant other) receives this “apology” with a grain of salt and will not take it very seriously at all.