Critical Thoughts Retro

What do you do when you find yourself half-naked (minus the blood somehow) with only the loins cloth and swinging from a cross? You sing, of course! Taken from the last scene of Monty Python’s Life Of Brian. Funny parody, still…

While it is clear that crime is rising due to the absence of hudud (of which the sole blame is to be placed upon the present government, not the parents) and amidst allegations of corruption which is allegedly by the CJ, we have Encik Jellyfish waving the flag to send two morons into space. That fund could be used to better use (oh, what do you think? such as allocation to hunt down the maniac who did such a horrifying and brutal murder) but we decide to waste the public funds on two morons and send them into space instead. What is the “experiment” that we are going to do there, see how Washington DC blepharoplasty is performed in space or how the murtabak tastes like at zero-gravity?

P.S: I am feeling especially nasty today since I have that idiot of a “loyar” returning to this blog giving his usual asinine comments. I have given him the red card and this time around, Shahriman “Anak Haram” Latiff, there will be no appeal.

Dear Sharina The Murtadd, thank you for extending your very “public apology”. By this apology, you have confirmed that you are certainly much more worse than a bitch (a female dog). In fact I apologise to all Female Dogs of the World for ever referring to Sharina The Murtadd as a “bitch”. In fact the right term that I should refer to her is sharmoota, of the worst kind I believe. In fact, if the half-naked man swinging from a cross is able to grant my prayers, perhaps he would be so kind as to inflict The Murtadd with herpes. I am sure that will be an enlightening experience for her in order to compose more moving “apologies” in the future.

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See the blog title. Tee hee hee hee…I am having a good laugh over this. Guffaw. The darling is going to have a fit when I tell her about this tomorrow. Gee, I really didn’t know that you are a homo if you date girls!

Oh, wait, I am only dating one girl. Does this mean that I am unqualified to be a heretosexual? Oh yeah, maybe I should do like what the Murtadd Bitch does…change partners all the time!

Sorry, I think I’ll pass.

Its the 50th anniversary of Merdeka. We have sacrificed our lives to give you IndependenceOf course we do “forget” to mention that the PMIP (Pan-Malayan Islamic Party), the CPM (Communist Party of Malaya) and other leftist political movements did play their role towards the cause of Independence. and without the consensus of Barisan NasionalConsisting of UMNOputras, Chinese business towkays and Indian samsengs collectively coming together for $$$ without even insomuch about giving a fuck about the rakyat you will not be where you are today. Barisan Nasional has given you Merdeka. Show your gratefulness and grovel before our mightWe gave you highways with tolls, we gave you petrol with price hikes and we gave you public services with lousy, third-class mentality., you scumbangs.

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